@°±²ÛÝISLAND OF JERKS 1: SEÞÛ²±°
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$-=ðVERSION 1.5ð=-
This is a remake of the Island of Jerks
series, originally created by Aric
McKeown. I found the guy (he runs a comic
website at www.ashfieldonline.com), and
he even posted on the zzt.org forums (the
old Ikonboard ones). This is what he
said...
__________________________________________
-- Posted by Aric McKeown on 2:47 pm on
Mar. 21, 2001
Wow, discussions about little old me
after I've been out of the business for
about 9 years. Neat.
My opinion is, go ahead and remake it as
a special edition. You have my total
permission, what not, and yadda yadda.
But if you are going to remake it, go all
out.
Back in the day I was making a new and
improved version of IOJ1. And it was more
like IOJ4 in the graphics and
interactivity.
What I see now is a simple change in
textures and maybe a couple different
jokes.
It's like the XFL compared to the NFL.
It's not a big enough change from the
original.
If you're going to go, go all out. If you
have the sense of humor, add in those
extra jokes. Retouchable objects.
Improved puzzles. Re-edited levels.
Heck, any change in IOJ1 is probably an
improvment. Have you actually played that
thing? :)
But, again. Just a changing of textures
and a few jokes is kinda blah. Go for it,
but do it big. Think IOJ 4.
__________________________________________
So that's basically the changeover from
version 1.1 to 1.5. Lots of new jokes,
and even some completely new stuff!
And, yes, Business Bob Update is the
standard to go by when one does an SE.
$°±±²²²ÛÛÛÛÝISLAND OF JERKS 1:
$ SPECIAL EDITIONÞÛÛÛÛ²²²±±°
$-=Original Concept=-
$Aric McKeown
$-=Updated By=-
$GameMstr1 of Eaglerock Interactive
$-=Worst Part of IOJ Series?=-
$The end of the series left us expecting
$another game in the series
$-=Why does Aric McKeown rock?=-
$Because he gave me permission to finish
$the series!
!proof;Where's the proof?
$-=Beta Testers=-
$THERE ARE NONE
$-=Special Thanx=-
$Viovis, who updated Business Bob,
$inspiring me to update IOJ
$Knightt, for not flaming me out of it
$like he did to Scorch
$Kev Vance, because I don't need to type
$out :-) to make a smiley face
$Zenith (he actually LIKED IOJ1:SE!)
$All those who replied positively in the
$forum topic "Island of Jerks: SE project"
$(which was basically everyone except
$Scorch )
$Aric McKeown, original creator of this
$hilarious game
$And to you... for playing this crap!
$
#end
:proof
Want proof? Well, you can't have it.
There used to be a thread on the ? forums
(the link's on www.ashfield.com) called
"Island of Jerks" or something like that.
It's been deleted since, though. But in
it was a statement by Aric himself,
saying I could finish the series (I
FOOLISHLY FORGOT TO SAVE IT). Don't
believe me? E-mail him at
webmaster@ashfieldonline.com (I think)
and ask him.
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What was I saying? Oh yeah...
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