@googoogaagaa
#cycle 15
#play tcdeff#ed#c#xxxcdeff#ed#c#xxx
/i
#play tcdeff#ed#c#xxxcdeff#ed#c#xxx
/i/i
#play icqc#icqc#icqc#icqc#icfec#c#cqc#icq
/i/i
#play qc#icqc#icc#c#dgfegcqc#icqc#icqc#ic
/i/i
#cycle 30
#play ic#ccdefccc#c#ccc#c#ccd#d#ccd#d#
/i
#play iccddccddccc#c#ccc#c#ggg#g#ggg#g#gg
/i
#play iffggffggeeggeeggd#d#ggd#d#ddd#d#dd
/i
#play id#d#ddg#g#ddg#g#g#g#ddg#g#ddg#g#cc
/i
#play ig#g#ccd#d#ggd#d#g#g#d#d#ggd#d#g#g#
/i
#play iddffddg#g#ddffddggccd#d#cc-ff+cc-gg
/i/i
#play icc-ccddeefff#f#gga#a#bb
/i/i
#play cc-ccddeefff#f#gga#a#bb
/i/i
#play cc-ccddeefff#f#gga#a#bbxxxx
/i
#play +cdeff#edc#xxxcdeff#edc#xxx
/i
#play +cdeff#edc#xxxcdeff#edc#xxx
/i
#play wc
#cycle 1
#end
:iamme
/e#char 178
/i#char 177
/i#char 176
/i#char 1
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: LUCY I'M HOME
#cycle 10
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#cycle 1
:teehee
press p lol xd
/i#teehee
@Nadir
#cycle 1
#end
:aiee
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/s/s/s
NADIR: aahhhhhhhhh
/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s
NADIR: ow oh god those goddamn invisible
/e/s/e/s/e/s/e/s/s/i/i/i/e/i
NADIR: ruffians. Well anyway. Wait...
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i#cycle 2
/e/e/e/e#put e fake
/e#put e fake
/e#put w normal
/e#put w solid
/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: That's better. Hello to all those
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: foolish enough to download this,
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: the newest version of ChickenWire.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: There have been a number of changes
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: this time around, not least being
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: the belated deletion of that
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: god-damn back-talking object that
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: used to be on this title screen.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: I ERASED HIS SOUL and now he is but
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: a command-only puppet used to parse
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: the graphics engine. Take THAT, Jim
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: Doily! Your game is long dead! Ha!
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: Anyway, besides that there's a
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: bunch of new stuff, though I
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: deleted some of the old stuff to
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: make room. Most of the stuff I
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: deleted sucked though, so not to
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: worry. Also, since this is v2.0,
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: there is a HYPER SECRET CAMEO of
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: dave2 to find! Can YOU collect them
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: all?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????////
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: But enough talk. Let's get the rest
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: of the display working already.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: Dance, my puppet!
#jim:cont
#end
:cont
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
(dramatic pause. lightning plays around
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
my horns.)
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: muahahaha. i am mad with the power.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: Well, what are you waiting for? Go
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: play the game!
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: Wait, I bet I know what you want.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: You want me to do that "Wicked
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: Witch of the West" routine where I
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: realise that I'm green and green is
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: evil, and then I melt, don't you?
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: No dice, fuckface.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: In fact, I'm feeling homesick...
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: I think I'll go back up to the top-
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: left corner. Pow!
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i#cycle 1
#googoogaagaa:iamme
#char 176
/i#char 177
/i#char 178
/i#die
@Schtuff
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#put s cyan door
#put s fake
/s
@Flash1
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#if blocked e #opt2:flash
/i/i
#appear
@Indicator
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 16
#end
:down
#if blocked s #end
#play --d
?s
#end
:up
#if blocked n #end
#play --d
?n
#end
@twisted brainwrong of a oneoff man mental
#cycle 1
#end
:check
#if blocked w #explain
#end
:explain
#play ++gc
$
$°±²Û CONTROLS
You're already controlling the menu,
doofus. So...
$°±²Û "ChickenWire"? What in the Heck?!
Well, you must have knowingly downloaded
this in order to run it on your computer,
unless you've suddenly come to after a
long sleep, and have found yourself
strapped into a stranger's computer chair
against your will and are now forced to
play this game. Moreover, if you're
playing this you probably know me, or know
someone else who does. But, since you
ask... ChickenWire is kind of a mind-
doodle of a ZZT game, a place where I
shove weird, cool stuff I thought was
amusing into a series of boards that the
unwary can play through. It's a huge waste
of time, basically. Also, I rip off Darren
Hewer a lot in it (not just Darkness and
Rangest, either; the borders are straight
out of _Death_). Nonetheless, I am fond of
it, and regard it as one of the most
enduring games I've made in ZZT.
Every so often, I remake it. For the
historians among you, v1.5 and v1.8 are
available on z2, though I don't really
recommend getting anything other than the
most recent version because I think some
of the jokes in the older versions are
stupid.
I hope you enjoy my idiocy.
-zn
$
@Opt1
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 67
#end
:flash
#put s red object
/i
#put s white object
/i
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 111
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 110
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 116
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 114
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 111
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 108
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 115
#end
@ControlN
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#put s player
#char 219
#end
:touch
#indicator:up
#end
@Flash2
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#if blocked e #opt1:flash
/i/i
#appear
@ChickenWire Credits
#Cycle 1
#end
:check
#if blocked w #credits
#end
:credits
#play ++gc
$
$°±²ÛÝCHICKENWIRE v2.0 CREDITSÞÛ²±°
$Muse sick by - Viovis Acropolis
$Everything else - Zenith Nadir
I wish to sincerely thank the following:
$
$
$
$
$
You dig? Good. I HATE YOU ALL
...I'm kidding, of course. Vredits at the
end.
$
@Opt2
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 67
#end
:flash
#put n red object
/i
#put n white object
/i
#end
:flash2
#put s red object
/i
#put s white object
/i
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 114
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 101
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 100
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 105
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 116
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 115
#end
@Druduh
#cycle 1
#end
:light
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#others:da
#light
@ControlE
#end
:appear
#char 219
#end
:touch
#all:check
@Flash3
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#if blocked e #opt2:flash2
/i/i
#appear
@ERI
#cycle 1
#end
:check
#if blocked w #cat
#end
:cat
#play ++gc
$
$°±²ÛÝ Eagle Rock Interactive ÞÛ²±°
I'm not in this company anymore. GO AWAY
...oh, alright. I suppose a little history
won't hurt.
There have been several previous releases
of CW. The first one, v1.0, was quickly
superceded by v1.2, which was released
under Interactive Fantasies in 1999. Later
on I released v1.5, under the Lame Game
label in 2000, and v1.8 was released under
Eagle Rock Interactive in 2001. v1.2 is
not available on z2, but you're not
missing much, trust me.
So why a new version now? Well, about a
month or so ago, nuero released a new
game, "crash landing", and I redownloaded
ZZT, having been in Poland for the past
eight months without it, and played it. I
also downloaded a bunch of other ZZT games
and played them too. Nostalgia set in, as
it does when you return to things you had
pretty much written off as in the past,
and there was a particularly dull holiday
over the first week of May, so I kind of
got sucked into making a new version of
this! AND NOW YOU KNOW
It's been nearly six years since v1.8. ARE
YOU READY... FOR THE RETURN...ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
OF ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
aaaaaa ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ
ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
•³$$$$$$$$ ÛÛÛ²Û ²²ÛÛÛ
±ÛÛÛÛ ÂÛÛÂÂ
9UhHhhfhhÜÃÂÛÁÚÚÙØÙØ××&yhkhn£¢ÿ¢—–™²²FUCKh
ickenWire?????????!!!!!!! I BET YOU ARENT
Also, when you enter a board for the first
time music might start playing. If so, I
recommend taking a minute or two out from
your busy schedule of touching objects to
sit back and chillax to it, because it's
pretty darn good! And leave your music on,
too! Don't be a pussy motherfucker!
$
@Opt3
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 69
#end
:flash
#put s red object
/i
#put s white object
/i
#end
@Opt
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 82
#end
@Opt3
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 73
#end
@Druduh
#cycle 1
#end
:light
?rnd
#light
:da
#if blocked e #no1
#if blocked w #no2
#no3
:no1
#change green invisible white solid
/i
#change white solid normal
/i
#change white normal water
/i
#change white water green invisible
#light
:no2
#change purple invisible white solid
/i
#change white solid normal
/i
#change white normal water
/i
#change white water purple invisible
#light
:no3
#change white invisible white solid
/i
#change white solid normal
/i
#change white normal water
/i
#change white water invisible
#light
@ControlS
#cycle 1
#end
:appear
#char 219
#end
:touch
#indicator:down
#end
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 67
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 104
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 105
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 99
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 107
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 101
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#put n purple invisible
#char 110
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 87
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 105
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 114
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 101
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 58
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 65
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 90
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 90
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 84
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 71
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 97
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 109
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 101
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 98
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 121
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 90
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#put n purple invisible
#char 101
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 110
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 105
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 116
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 104
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 78
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 97
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 100
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 105
@Sir
#cycle 1
#if not blocked s #goforit
/i
#restart
:goforit
/i/s
#char 114
#cycle 1
#if blocked s /i#put s white object
/i
#restart
@Shot
#cycle 18
/i/i/i
#cycle 1
#char 16
/i
:toodles
#put e empty
#if blocked e #thud
#put w white solid
#change white normal empty
/e
#put e empty
#if blocked e #thud
#put w white normal
#change white breakable empty
/e
#put e empty
#if blocked e #thud
#put w white breakable
#change white water empty
/e
#put e empty
#if blocked e #thud
#put w white water
#change white solid empty
/e
#toodles
:thud
#char 32
#change white water empty
#put w white water
/i
#char 176
#change white solid empty
#put w white solid
/i
#char 219
#change white normal empty
#put w white normal
/i
#char 178
#change white breakable empty
#put w white breakable
/i
#char 177
#change white water empty
#put w white water
/i
#char 176
#put w empty
/i
#jim:come
#die
™ ê ™ ê ™ ™ ê ♣ ™ ™ ê ê ♣ ™ ™ ê ê ♣ ã éé ã ™ ™ ê ã éé ã ♣ ã * * ã ™ ™ ê ã * * ã ♣ ♣ * * ™ ™ ê
@Star
#cycle 1
#end
:twinkle
/i
#char 250
/i
#char 249
#twinkle
* * ♣ ♣ *øÎ* ™ ™ ê *øÎ* ê ♣ ♣ Î ™ ™ ê Î ê
@Jim
#cycle 2
#end
:come
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#cycle 1
#change purple invisible white line
#change line line
#change boulder forest
#change forest normal
/i
#change sliderns forest
#change normal breakable
#change forest normal
/i
#change sliderew forest
#change breakable water
#change normal breakable
#change forest normal
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#change gem torch
#change torch solid
/i
#change ammo torch
#change torch normal
/i
#change blinkwall torch
#change torch breakable
/i
#change bullet torch
#change torch water
/i
#change energizer green solid
#change ricochet green normal
#change door green breakable
/i
#change head forest
#change forest invisible
#change key forest
#change forest water
#change tiger forest
#change forest breakable
/i/i/i#nadir:aiee
#end
:cont
#cycle 2
#char 2
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
JIM: YES... MASTER.......
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
NADIR: Shut up, bitch. Just do it.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
JIM: YES.......
/i/i/i/i/i/i
#char 32
/i/i/i/i#cycle 1
#all:appear
#change blue invisible ammo
#change ammo solid
/i#change green invisible ammo
#change ammo normal
/i#change red invisible ammo
#change ammo breakable
/i#change white invisible ammo
#change ammo water
#change lion green invisible
#change ruffian purple invisible
#change bear white invisible
#druduh:light
#nadir:cont
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